So...

In a condensed version of 'wtf is going on in Morgan's life?', I hereby present you with -

I'm moving. To the country. Way the fuck out in the country. Way way way the fuck out in the country. Where my closest neighbours will be Mennonites.

No, I'm not kidding. Buggy driving, electricity shunning, black wearing, Old Order Mennonites. So many Mennonites that my local grocery store has a buggy parking area.

As my terribly witty nail technician put it "You going to live like little Ho on the Prairie!".

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

Morgan